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Here's what I'd do · David, SOMETHINGCOOL

Stop selling pods. Sell the network — the pod is the trojan horse.

A business signs an annual contract for its whole team to use Swurf. Then a pod gets built and installed inside their building — their best private meeting room, and the habit machine that turns every employee into a Swurfer. Revenue before hardware. Nothing built on spec. And the network gets more valuable with every logo you sign.

The flywheel

One loop, five turns — and it speeds itself up: every turn makes the next signature easier to win.

NETWORK VALUE COMPOUNDS ↑ 1 · SIGN 2 · EMBED 3 · SPREAD 4 · PROVE 5 · REPRICE
1
Sign — contract before pod

A business commits to an annual subscription. Only then is a pod built and installed. Zero capex risk; the pipeline can be worked today.

2
Embed — the pod lands in their office

Instantly their most private meeting room, bookable internally — and it keeps evolving on subscription, never capex.

3
Spread — Swurfing becomes second nature

They learn it at their desk, then carry the habit city-wide: pods and 450+ partner venues, near home, near clients. Every employee is a new Swurfer.

4
Prove — logos and usage data

Every corporate name and every booking is evidence the network is worth more this quarter than last.

5
Reprice — both sides pay more

A busier, name-heavy network commands bigger subscriptions and earns more per location — which funds the next pods, which wins the next logo.

Cash flows in from both sides

That's what makes it an engine rather than a product line — the same loop monetises the demand side and the supply side at once.

Demand side · B2B enterprise

Businesses pay for their people

An annual subscription for every employee — a premium coworking package that costs less than the coworking passes and desk expansion it replaces, with a private pod in their own building as part of the service.

£ / business / month · annual commitment
one engine, two revenue curves
Supply side · the location network

Each location is worth more

Every signed business pours active members into the network. More Swurfers per venue means each location earns and justifies more — and rising footfall makes the outside of every pod an advertising surface: a third revenue line that scales with usage.

£ / location · membership traffic + pod-side advertising

Two ways in — and what you tell them

The pod is the recommendation, not the requirement. "This is what you should do" — and if they can't, there's still a deal on the table.

This is what you should do
Premium tier

Pod in your building + the network

Annual contract; the pod is built and installed on signing. Their most private meeting room, and the habit machine — the team learns Swurf at their own desk, so the city network follows naturally.

Network tier

Membership + a free 2-hour training

No pod? Sell the membership alone — every employee on the network — and include a free two-hour session where you show the team how to use a pod and the app. Same second-nature effect, taught instead of lived. And it's the natural upgrade path to the pod.

Nothing is built on spec.

The pod follows the signature, never the other way round. The two live pod sites are the demo; the first annual contract funds the first in-office pod. Revenue precedes hardware, from day one.

Filling the pipeline is a machine — and I build machines.

Employers sourced and scored by team size and postcode fit, outreach in your voice, the coverage review as the qualifying step — one link where the whole funnel is visible. The same engine you watched run for McAvoy, pointed at employers instead of landlords. Say yes in July and it's live before the Fringe.

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Built for Nikki by David · SOMETHINGCOOL · numbers on this page are Swurf's own public figures; pricing shapes are illustrative until we set them together.